gooseland

I'm too lazy to learn frontend tools, so this website is made from pure, hand-typed, honest-to-goodness html and css files. that's why if you see anything wrong, I'm 100% responsible.

you'll notice that none of the words here are capitalized. this is because pressing the shift key is too hard for me. at this point you might say, "wait, the letter 'I' in the last paragraph is capitalized! you big fat liar!" to which I'll say, yep, and you will have to bury me deep into a pile of orange peels before I put an apostrophe next to a dotted i. and yes, I did it again last sentence. I capitalized the letter. oops, did it once more. twice more actually, but who's counting?